Dick-ton 

A more than plentiful amount; Word-combo used to substitute phrases like, "a lot", "too much", or a "shit-load." This word is to be used creatively as if you were actually to be measuring the amount by weight in penis.

Man, I just puked a dick-ton." or "Did you see that?" "No, what?" "There was a dick-ton of elderly people on motorcycles!

Dick-ton by Yoda Bon Zelda July 31, 2011

dick ton 

a unit of precise measurement when one has no real clue

That piano weighed a dick ton!

dick ton by jdawgger6969 July 22, 2010

dick tonsils 

tonsils that have been ravaged by a penis after continuous insertion

man that dude gave me some serious dick tonsils after that backdoor blowjob in the back alley

dick tonsils by EdNigma Gene April 5, 2016

Tum-dick-tongue 

When you eat some Tums and your mouth is left with a dick-flavoured residue.

Oh I have the worst tum-dick-tongue this morning.

Tum-dick-tongue by Gerald G. Geoffrey January 31, 2019

dick tongs

1. The thumb, index finger, and middle finger of a human male's primary hand. This is the typical configuration used to support and aim one's business during urination.

2. Fingers

1. "It is nasty to not wash one's dick tongs after going to the bathroom."

2. "Get your dick tongs off my beer!"

dick tongs by Duckmeat March 9, 2005

dick tonsils 

Tonsils that have been ravaged by a penis after repetitive insertion

Man that dude gave me some serious Dick Tonsils after that blowjob in the back alley, yikes!

dick tonsils by EdNigma Gene April 5, 2016

tony danza dick slap 

where you slap a bitch in the face with your dick while saying " whose the boss bitch"

I gave her a tonyu danza dick slap

tony danza dick slap by drewski October 4, 2004