dick ton

a unit of precise measurement when one has no real clue

That piano weighed a dick ton!

by jdawgger6969 July 22, 2010

Dick-ton

A more than plentiful amount; Word-combo used to substitute phrases like, "a lot", "too much", or a "shit-load." This word is to be used creatively as if you were actually to be measuring the amount by weight in penis.

Man, I just puked a dick-ton." or "Did you see that?" "No, what?" "There was a dick-ton of elderly people on motorcycles!

by Yoda Bon Zelda July 31, 2011

dick tonsils

tonsils that have been ravaged by a penis after continuous insertion

man that dude gave me some serious dick tonsils after that backdoor blowjob in the back alley

by EdNigma Gene April 5, 2016

Tum-dick-tongue

When you eat some Tums and your mouth is left with a dick-flavoured residue.

Oh I have the worst tum-dick-tongue this morning.

by Gerald G. Geoffrey January 31, 2019

dick tongs

1. The thumb, index finger, and middle finger of a human male's primary hand. This is the typical configuration used to support and aim one's business during urination.

2. Fingers

1. "It is nasty to not wash one's dick tongs after going to the bathroom."

2. "Get your dick tongs off my beer!"

by Duckmeat March 9, 2005

dick tonsils

Tonsils that have been ravaged by a penis after repetitive insertion

Man that dude gave me some serious Dick Tonsils after that blowjob in the back alley, yikes!

by EdNigma Gene April 5, 2016

tony danza dick slap

where you slap a bitch in the face with your dick while saying " whose the boss bitch"

I gave her a tonyu danza dick slap

by drewski October 4, 2004