Dick titties

Dick titties are your goddamn balls.

This nigga had some saggy ass dick titties.

by Wahwahweewahh February 07, 2017

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the Scandinavian term for a mans ball sack

Tyler's dick titties are very dark.

Are those dick titties fake?

by Kase Von D April 25, 2012

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A synonym to the term testicles. This term should only be used for when you want to let your company know you are a linguist as well as a comedic figure as well.

Eddie: Fuck Roy and his big gay sword.
Joe: Dude, don't get your dick titties in a bunch over there

by Vick Dagina April 17, 2019

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(plural) Male breasts so large you can slide a dick between them.

CancerVSsuicide is gonna get dick titties if he doesn't get off that Subway diet.

by Sekani January 29, 2003

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an irreversible and damning side-effect of pro-hormone and pro-testosterone products, where overdosing on said products will result in men developing enlarged and overly elongated nipples that resemble dickheads.

Man: So doc, just give it to me straight. What's wrong with my titties?
Doctor: Well, have you been taking any fitness or workout enhancement products?
Man: No, not really, other than your run of the mill pro-hormone and pro-testosterone.
Doctor: I see. It seems that you have a case of the dick titties. Sadly, there is no cure for your condition. I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for you.
Man: NOOO!!!
Doctor: *stifled laugh* dick titties

by (b O_o)b June 29, 2011

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