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Dick Titties

the Scandinavian term for a mans ball sack
Tyler's dick titties are very dark.

Are those dick titties fake?
Dick Titties by Kase Von D September 29, 2012

Dick Titties

A synonym to the term testicles. This term should only be used for when you want to let your company know you are a linguist as well as a comedic figure as well.
Eddie: Fuck Roy and his big gay sword.
Joe: Dude, don't get your dick titties in a bunch over there
Dick Titties by Vick Dagina April 16, 2019

dick titties

an irreversible and damning side-effect of pro-hormone and pro-testosterone products, where overdosing on said products will result in men developing enlarged and overly elongated nipples that resemble dickheads.
Man: So doc, just give it to me straight. What's wrong with my titties?
Doctor: Well, have you been taking any fitness or workout enhancement products?
Man: No, not really, other than your run of the mill pro-hormone and pro-testosterone.
Doctor: I see. It seems that you have a case of the dick titties. Sadly, there is no cure for your condition. I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for you.
Man: NOOO!!!
Doctor: *stifled laugh* dick titties
dick titties by (b O_o)b June 30, 2011

Dick titties

When her nipples are long like big purple eggplants she had dick titties
Dick titties by Gram cram May 7, 2025

Tittie Dick 

A person who places their penis in between male or female breasts.
"He just tittie dicked that bitch"
"Look at that tittie dick over there dicking those titties."
Tittie Dick by Derick Ruhl October 5, 2020

dictittieship 

a country controlled by all the titties
I dream of living in a dictittieship.
dictittieship by targelitties February 24, 2020
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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