Dick Tap

A handshake where two dicks tap in a none homo way. Often with pants on and on occasions in boxers.

Brendan and Brandon did a Dick Tap like a Flex Ass.

by MetalBiwee May 4, 2011

Dick tap

A light tap to the back of the head-with momentum. A too low leap frog.

Oh, he wanted to leap frognme but dick tapped me instead.

by Honeywine December 10, 2016

Dick-tap

A light slap, qualified by momentum, of the dick on the back of the head. An unfortunately low, leap--frog.

Did that just happen? Yeah that he just Dick-tapped me.

by Honeywine December 10, 2016

Dick Tap Month

Dick tap month occurs in the month of April. This month you can smack the shit outta someone’s dick. Guys smack girls “dicks”

*slaps dick* “Ow wtf”
“It’s dick tap month lil bitch!”

by Ginger420YourMom March 12, 2020

Friday Night Dick Tap

The act of "tapping" one's dick on the shoulder or chest of your friend or significant other on a Friday night.

Jeri did a sweet Friday Night Dick Tap on that chick's shoulder!

by nnyklebe June 6, 2009

tap that dick

When you have an extreme attraction for somebody and you just really want to smash them.When you are a guy it would mean to give them anal or oral.For a girl it could mean all

three ways to have sex.Basicly it just means when you are really horny.

Hey James I want to tap that dick of yours.Lets go up to your bedroom.

by Canadian chick December 18, 2017

tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels

A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.

Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!

by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019