dick queef 

Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the penis through the urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

dick queef by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

dick queef 

To fart out of ones shlong.

John quit it you fucking dick queef.

dick queef by Dznny Da Persian September 14, 2005

dick queef 

a dick queef is the sound of a dick when cum comes out of the cock

when i fucked her i had such a loud dick queef that my neighbors heard it

dick queef by darky slayer69 January 11, 2019

Dick Queef

1. Otherwise known to the French as a pépé quaf. A dick queef or (DQ) is something that happens to a man with ED. When ejaculating due to the dry, sterile nature of their nutsack, air is expelled instead of semen causing the dick to make a queefy sound.

“ A dick queef is like a pussy fart, but from
Your balls”

Dick Queef by Peddyisaspettydoes March 15, 2026

dick-queef

Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e. air emitted from the penis through the urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick-queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

dick-queef by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

QUEEF DICK

When a girl farts on your dick via vagina.

Man: OH MY GOD YOUR VAGINA JUST MADE A WEIRD NOISE
Woman: Don't worry I just summoned lord zed from power rangers
Man: Oh okay, QUEEF DICK

QUEEF DICK by Dr.BigDicks October 17, 2008

queen dick 

1. A penis so prestigious that it's bestowed the title of queen.

-usually required when postulating one (both men and women) into royalty.

I heard that when Judith turns 18, her father's going to give her a queen dick!

queen dick by ulcer_in_my_pants February 11, 2009