When you're with a chick that's crazy, but she watches your kid while you're at work. The sex is great, so you don't feel the need to go to your backup plan just yet.

Similar to a Bangmaid

Guy 1- "Why are you still with that crazy bitch?"
Guy 2-"She's cheaper than a babysitter"
Guy 1- "So it's a dick for daycare situation?"
Guy 2- "Pretty much"

Dick for daycare by Roscoe Moist December 3, 2016

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Dick For Dubs

This means that you are willing to give oral sex to anyone that can carry you to a victory on Fortnite in a squad.

Friend 1: Hey man, you wanna go get a win on Fortnite?
Friend 2: Sorry dude, I only do Dick for Dubs.

Dick For Dubs by TensionGrabber February 21, 2018

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Dick for brains

when someone is fucked in the head

yo johnny you see that chick around the way....
ya man shes pretty fine and shes smart too....
ahhh hell now shes got dick for brains cuz shes fucked in the head

Dick for brains by deeekayyy December 20, 2008

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Dick for days

1.When a male is so arroused by his soon to be sexual partner that his cock will remain erect for countless days on end.
2.The pussy is so good that you feel as if your dick will remain erect for a long time. As if you were on Viagra.

Phil: hey joe this bitch was so fly my cock stayed hard for 3 day fuck fest.
Bill: Yea I caught this one shorty gave me dick for days!

Dick for days by HRM SMK April 24, 2008

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Dick for Danfoss

When the ETO with mummy issues run's out of Danfoss spares and is willing to take anyones dick in his mouth for spare parts. As long as he can keep his eyes closed.

Dave ETO " Hi Tom I have ran out of those KFR seals, I thought I had a box full "
Tom 2/E " It just so happens I have a box full, on your knee's you piece of shit its Dick for Danfoss time"

Dick for Danfoss by ERhardons March 20, 2021

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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