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dick chocolate

aka: poopnoodle
The consequences of anal fucking.
After i pulled out, my penis became.. dick chocolate.

She loves my dick chocolate.
dick chocolate by Chipbord December 26, 2014

dick chocolate

chocolate you put on your cock befor putting it in
omg i need to buy some of that dick chocolate
dick chocolate by bigbigboii69 January 31, 2019

Dick Chocolate

When one gets shit on their penis after anal sex.
Friend 1: After I pulled out it was covered in dick chocolate.

Friend 2: Gross.
Dick Chocolate by Megan Weakass February 12, 2018

Dick Chocolate

When you put it in the butt and u bouta bust a nut, but then u find out u got shit on yo dick.
Yo I just got dick chocolate bitch, from a thicc chocolate bitch.
Dick Chocolate by Lilmeat69420 September 6, 2018

Chocolate dick pop

Getting a BJ after performing a devastating anal pounding to your partner. This move is performed best after the anal poundee has taken a messy shit and most likely still has some "chocolate" hangin around in their rectum.

see also (milk chocolate dick pop)
Last night i gave your sister a chocolate dick pop

chocolate dick zit 

The act of squeezing impacted shit out of your pee hole like a zit to clear the blockage.
Yo man while I fucked her in the ass I must have been pushing a Hershey bar back up in there because it gave me a chocolate Dick zit.
chocolate dick zit by PieKnee March 11, 2017
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