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normally referring to giant butt holes exploding or the sexual term butt pirate

joe1: hey
joe2:hey
joe1:hey
joe2:hey
joe1: NIGGA SUCK ON MY GIANT DICK CHOCOLATE

dick chocolate by *insert smart name here* January 20, 2019

dick chocolate

aka: poopnoodle
The consequences of anal fucking.

After i pulled out, my penis became.. dick chocolate.

She loves my dick chocolate.

dick chocolate by Chipbord December 26, 2014

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dick chocolate

chocolate you put on your cock befor putting it in

omg i need to buy some of that dick chocolate

dick chocolate by bigbigboii69 January 31, 2019

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Dick Chocolate

When one gets shit on their penis after anal sex.

Friend 1: After I pulled out it was covered in dick chocolate.

Friend 2: Gross.

Dick Chocolate by Megan Weakass February 12, 2018

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Dick Chocolate

When you put it in the butt and u bouta bust a nut, but then u find out u got shit on yo dick.

Yo I just got dick chocolate bitch, from a thicc chocolate bitch.

Dick Chocolate by Lilmeat69420 September 6, 2018

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Chocolate dick pop

Getting a BJ after performing a devastating anal pounding to your partner. This move is performed best after the anal poundee has taken a messy shit and most likely still has some "chocolate" hangin around in their rectum.

see also (milk chocolate dick pop)

Last night i gave your sister a chocolate dick pop

Chocolate dick pop by teflon gangsta August 21, 2009

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chocolate dick zit

The act of squeezing impacted shit out of your pee hole like a zit to clear the blockage.

Yo man while I fucked her in the ass I must have been pushing a Hershey bar back up in there because it gave me a chocolate Dick zit.

chocolate dick zit by PieKnee March 11, 2017

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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