Dick Wind 

The stench created by your balls/taint, then is projected upon your peers in a very unflattering manner.

My Persian girlfriend caught a whiff of my ferocious dick and decided she had better things to do.

A man jogged past Robert and Nick in the park and he had BAD Dick Wind. Damn bad.

Dick Wind by Dick Wind February 23, 2011

Dick Wind 

Whatever you want to to be.

See that girl over there, gave her the dick wind last night.
Damn, what's the smell/sound? Oh, that's the dick wind.
Last night was so awesome, I woke up this morning and got the dick wind.
Hey dude can I get some of that? Nah man get your own dick wind.

Dick Wind by FitzyFTW November 19, 2014

wind dick 

The term used when you gut wind burn on your dick from flashing people out of the window of your car

“I heard David got a really bad case of wind dick when he went to the beach last year”

wind dick by Dick pickle May 26, 2018

Wind dick 

The term used when you get wind burn on your dick from flashing people out of the window of your car

“I heard David got a really bad case of wind dick last time he went to the beach”

Wind dick by Dick pickle May 26, 2018

waving my dick in the wind 

Looking stupid or dumb.

"Did you see Tom, he forgot his lines and just stood there waving his dick in the wind"

"You just left me there, I was there all alone waving my dick in the wind"

waving my dick in the wind by cockshitballs August 4, 2007

Waving my dick in the wind 

Taking a chance, possibly looking foolish while doing so.

"I'm waving my dick in the wind, waving my dick in the wind
If I make it through the night everything will be alright, But I'm waving my dick in the wind" -Ween

Waving my dick in the wind by MostestEverest October 10, 2009

waving my dick in the wind 

showing interest in someone who doesn't seem to show interest back

"I thought she was into me, but I was just waving my dick in the wind"

waving my dick in the wind by mrdew December 21, 2017