Skip to main content

Dick Titties

the Scandinavian term for a mans ball sack
Tyler's dick titties are very dark.

Are those dick titties fake?
Dick Titties by Kase Von D September 29, 2012

Dick Titties

A synonym to the term testicles. This term should only be used for when you want to let your company know you are a linguist as well as a comedic figure as well.
Eddie: Fuck Roy and his big gay sword.
Joe: Dude, don't get your dick titties in a bunch over there
Dick Titties by Vick Dagina April 16, 2019

dick titties

an irreversible and damning side-effect of pro-hormone and pro-testosterone products, where overdosing on said products will result in men developing enlarged and overly elongated nipples that resemble dickheads.
Man: So doc, just give it to me straight. What's wrong with my titties?
Doctor: Well, have you been taking any fitness or workout enhancement products?
Man: No, not really, other than your run of the mill pro-hormone and pro-testosterone.
Doctor: I see. It seems that you have a case of the dick titties. Sadly, there is no cure for your condition. I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for you.
Man: NOOO!!!
Doctor: *stifled laugh* dick titties
dick titties by (b O_o)b June 30, 2011

Dick titties

When her nipples are long like big purple eggplants she had dick titties
Dick titties by Gram cram May 7, 2025

Tittie Dick 

A person who places their penis in between male or female breasts.
"He just tittie dicked that bitch"
"Look at that tittie dick over there dicking those titties."
Tittie Dick by Derick Ruhl October 5, 2020

dictittieship 

a country controlled by all the titties
I dream of living in a dictittieship.
dictittieship by targelitties February 24, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026
Load more