Dick Tender

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The same type of insult as cunt nugget only using the opposite word.

My boyfriend dumped me on my birthday!What a fucking dick tender!

Dick Tender by CrazzzyCayley! January 1, 2010

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Tender dick

A guy who tends to fall in love with every pussy he smashes.

My boss just admitted that he doesn't smash random girls while sober because he is a tender dick who would end up moving them all into his house.

Tender dick by MTHouse91 November 9, 2016

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Tender dick

A man who will do shit to in impress a female to get cool points or to try to fuck a female

He's a tender dick ass nigga

Tender dick by jaydawg0056 January 7, 2022

tender dick

A man who lets women walk all over himself . Low self esteem.Has no morals and lets women control his thoughts and actions

If he was'nt such a tender dick he wouldn't be stuck with that girl . Man that guys a tender dick you can tell his girl run;s his life

tender dick by lvdirtjunky December 8, 2007

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tender dick

Tender dick tends to be a cock blocker. He wants all the pussy to himself. He is selfish. He thinks he is whipping the pussy the pussy is whipping him

The reason he's chose hoes over Bro's is he is a tender dick nigga

tender dick by Playboybiatch June 15, 2016

Tender Dick

A Nigga Who Nut Fast .

Damn You Got A Lot Of Kids Tender Dick Ass.

Tender Dick by DeeJanaee March 30, 2023

tender dick

One who plays the scrum half position (rugby) as though he/she is afraid, incompetent, or generally unreliable.

That Green-side scrum half was a straight up tender dick.

tender dick by jiggisland May 26, 2011

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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