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swimmer's dick 

When you leave a wet bathing soon on too long and your dick n' ballz gets all wrinkled and pickley. Results in shrinkage.
Yeah, that chick wanted to beat, but I was kind of tired and I had mad swimmer's dick.
swimmer's dick by Jackback June 11, 2006

Dick Skimmers 

A term referred to someone's lips. When the lips are used for skimming a males dick.
Brent kept talking so I told to shut his dick skimmers.
Dick Skimmers by T Staddon January 9, 2008