Dick Snapper

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A device which opens and remains stable until the operator exerts slight effort to close the dick snapper. It will physically and audibly snap down on the targets dick.

"Aww man, this box would make a good dick snapper"
"A Dick Snapper?!"

Dick Snapper by NiggerBort June 18, 2008

Words you can keep

Dick slapper

1. A person who slaps dicks
2. An insult, which is rater amusing
3. A weird kind of fetish (see dick slapping for more)

1. "I am a dick slapper...."
2. "OI, YOU! YEAH YOU YOU FUCKING DICK SLAPPER!
3. "I LOVE DICK SLAPPERS!

Dick slapper by Forko January 14, 2007

Dancefloor dick slapper

A night clubbing queer boy who boogies on the dancefloor and targets unsuspecting straight men and slap thier sacs.

" oh my god i love this song its elton john. ooh loo at that hottie over their. I hope hes a dancefloor dick slapper. doo doo doo. SLAP."
"oi fairy boy fuck off back to your uphill gardening pad"
"oh ok i was planning on a night in watching are you being served any way... Bitch. Come on fee fee were not going to get any action tonight"

Dancefloor dick slapper by Nickelrooy October 13, 2005

Dick Snipper

A insult that sometimes is meant to imply that the insult-e is a homosexual. Other times it can be used to refer to someone as a idiot, douche bag, or a flat out dickhead.

Jack: "Dude, the color of those jeans don't go good with that shirt."

Bill: "Shove it, Dick Snipper!"

Dick Snipper by Dursirreal734 April 22, 2010

Dick slapper

A phrase used to describe something very funny

Man, that funny joke about his weener was a real dick slapper

Dick slapper by WEENERS XD April 6, 2017

Dick slapper

1. A person who slaps dicks
2. An insult, which is rater amusing
3. A weird kind of fetish (see dick slapping for more)

1. "I am a dick slapper...."
2. "OI, YOU! YEAH YOU YOU FUCKING DICK SLAPPER!
3. "I LOVE DICK SLAPPERS!

Dick slapper by Forko January 14, 2007

Dick slapper

When a guy takes his hard penis and smacks his bitch into place with it

If my girl steps outta line I’ll dick slapper her back into place

Dick slapper by Wondering idek July 28, 2018

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026