Dick Pleaser

A term to define the "slut" or "whore" of the group who has been with too many men to count.

Can also be a guy... if your into that kind of thing.

"I got a bitch named Keisha, she a real Dick Pleaser"

by Avira August 7, 2009

Dick Pleaser

A female, usually unattractive, who is better than good in bed.

Man, that girl from Shadow Bar was a Dick Pleaser.

by M-Geezy March 9, 2007

John Pleaser Purple Dick

When you tie a string around your penis so tight i turns purple and have oral sex and when your going to blow you insert it analy to your partner and losen the string so a massive jet of cum pleases her/him.

my girlfriend made me give her a john pleaser purple dick.

by rainbow_splasher February 28, 2011

dick-pleasers

Slang from military / drill sergeant origins. A synonym for lips or mouth.

Alright soldiers, shut your dick-pleasers and listen up.

by Machetti June 1, 2007

dick please

Finally, a phrase for women to use with men that is just like the phrase "bitch please".

When Sally's man gave her shit about coming home late after being out with the girls, all she had to say was "Dick please!" before making a grilled cheese and passing out.

by GlazeHer April 13, 2014

dick please

Finally, a phrase for women to use with men that is just like the phrase "bitch please".

When Sally's man gave her shit about coming home late after being out with the girls, all she had to say was "Dick please!" before making a grilled cheese and passing out.

by GlazeHer May 9, 2014

dick please

A typical response from a woman to a man when she's urgin' for a splurgin'.

Man: What can I get you?

Woman: Dick please.

by Jellybare July 17, 2016