Dick Paste

"Homemade" and "All Natural" adhesive substance made from a man's penile secretions, especially when sticking two pages of a magazine or other literary work together.

Crap! I ran out of Elmer's glue for my school project, better make some dick paste.

by Sticky_Pages October 13, 2010

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When a man ejaculates from his dick siemen, it either dribbles out, shoots out or drops out in the form of a paste. The paste is from his dick and thus it is dick paste

When Bob was blowing Paul, paul shot dick paste all over bobs face. Bob was covered in pauls dick paste

by Swine Doctor May 30, 2011

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1) when a guy is totally ready to bone the chick he brought home from the bar that night (or to her place), but just can't seem to get it up, no matter how hard he tries (or she tries);

2) in immediate need of some viagra;

3) the awkward moment where he looks at you and says, "It's not gonna happen..."

(the day after) - Chick 1: "...and we left the bar after he was talkin' all that shit, and he ain't shit!"
Chick 2: "So you're saying he couldn't even get it up?"
Chick 1: "Ya, it was a dicksaster."

(dude talking with other dudes) - Dude 1: "This has never happened to me before, man."
Dude 2: "Yeah, sure it hasn't. Sounds like another dicksaster to me."

by SpeeMan January 12, 2011

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dicktaster

Like a dictator, a ruler with total power over a country, typically one who has obtained power by force. Determining the best tasting dicks in the land by way of tasting them.

She was the greatest dicktaster of all, tasting every dick that she encountered, ruling the tastiest of all land.

by GlazeHer June 19, 2016

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