Dick Drape 

When a fat fold of skin hangs down from your stomach, and covers your dick. Also called Coochie Curtain for a female.

"Dude, you need to work out. That dick drape is disgusting!"

"So, I was fucking that fatass chick, but she had a disgusting coochie curtain."

Dick Drape by xTexasKiller33x May 12, 2010

Dick Diaper 

The cloth/tissue/paper towel that is used to wrap your dick immediately after you've finished masturbating to catch the last few drops that leak out.

I put my dick diaper on right after wanking it, then leave it on for 30 minutes; it makes a big difference in the cleanliness of my underwear.

Dick Diaper by funkngonuts January 14, 2019

Dick Diaper 

Condom

I wont fuck you without a dick diaper.

Dick Diaper by TibSt0rM June 10, 2017

diaper dick 

1. what you call someone that is too young to understand something.
2. what you call someone younger than you.

I can't believe the shit music that these diaper dicks are listening to these days.

diaper dick by -hef- September 18, 2009

Diaper Dick 

When a man's pants puff out or crease around his crotch area in such an unflattering way that it resembles a diaper bulge.

"Dude, that guy's pleated pants are giving him major diaper dick."

Dave feels like a hot stud when he gets diaper dick because it makes his junk look huge, but really he just looks like a tool.

Diaper Dick by Meowpowwow June 21, 2016

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