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Dick Dock 

A handlebar moustache, resembling a dock for placing the male genetalia in or around the mouth, most often seen on homosexual Mennonite firefighters.
He really needs to shave off his Dick Dock.

He loves it when you slam your cock on his Dick Dock.
Dick Dock by VPáJV May 19, 2010

Dick Dock 

An activity where gay men stand on a dock with their dicks out and wait for stangers to come and suck them off.
Hey want to head down to the Dick Dock and see if there is anyone there?
Dick Dock by Ihaveaheadache211 June 23, 2009

Dick Dock 

"I can't talk right now."

"Why not?"

"Because'm all up in this dick dock."
Dick Dock by siguario January 13, 2009

dick dock 

1. When a circumcised penis and an uncircumcised penis share the same turtleneck.

2. Horseplay, wasting time,

dick dock 

another word for a slag, whore etc. aka bucket fanny.
Dude your moms a right dick dock.
dick dock by Mr. Bean666 September 5, 2006

Dick dock 

“I got tik tok
“You mean dick dock?”