Dick Blender  

A sexual act; specifically the act of forcing one's thumb (the most lateral digit on one's hand) into the scrotum and twirling it about in circular fashion. It is meant to be a painful experience. Audible whirring from the mouth is optional.

Shirley promised Fred pleasures of the mouth, but instead performed a dick blender upon the unsuspecting gent's scrotes. Fred should have known better when Shirley said he didn't need a cell catcher.

EX2
A: Bitch gave me a dick blender in front of er'body.
B: Whuchu do?
A: I choked a bitch.
EX3
M: Hows about a BJ?
W: Hows about a Dick Blender?
M: Up yours whore.

Dick Blender by Y2JandN9ne December 22, 2008

Dick Blender 

An act in which a sex partner gives you a blowjob with braces on

My girlfriend gave me a Dick Blender last night

Dick Blender by Dylan the proud November 11, 2013

Blender Dick Syndrome 

When someone has a dick so ugly it looks it has been through a blender.

He is hot, but he has Blender Dick Syndrome, so I wouldn't hook up with him.

Blender Dick Syndrome by Chicken_Supreme August 8, 2019

Dick in a Blender

A truly painful experience that still may be preferred over the proposed task, activity, action, etc.

Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go hang out at Bill's?
Guy 2: I'd rather shove my dick in a blender
Guy 1: I knew you didn't like Bill but that's extreme.
Guy 2: I beg to differ *plugs in blender*

Dick in a Blender by I Don't Need a Pseudonym September 10, 2014

Dick is in a blender 

stuck in a bad place, stressed out, or over worked.

Jeremy Says:"Hey can you get those TPS reports ready by end of day?"
Dustin Says:"I'll try but my dick is in a blender with all these broken computers."

Dick is in a blender by JeremyWhat December 21, 2008

Double Reverse Dick Bender 

It is where a girl (Preferable with a Vagina) is riding yo dick and then twists around in a 359 degree motion and then pushes her stomach forward bending your dick and snapping your dick with the possibility of ripping it off.

Person 1: Yo, my girl just did the Double Reverse Dick Bender
Person 2: Damn, did it hurt
Person 1: Yes, my dick is permanently sticking up now
Person 2: Remember to remind me to do this next time I get a chick at the bar

Double Reverse Dick Bender by Zombiedead3 YT October 23, 2019

dick bender 

A woman who sprains dicks

"Man, Maria, you hoochy mamma!!....you're such a dick bender. You sprained my dick for the 5th time this week. You keep this up, and I'll be able to pee around corners."

dick bender by soar in AZ December 15, 2008