A sexual act; specifically the act of forcing one's thumb (the most lateral digit on one's hand) into the scrotum and twirling it about in circular fashion. It is meant to be a painful experience. Audible whirring from the mouth is optional.
Shirley promised Fred pleasures of the mouth, but instead performed a dick blender upon the unsuspecting gent's scrotes. Fred should have known better when Shirley said he didn't need a cell catcher.
EX2
A: Bitch gave me a dick blender in front of er'body.
B: Whuchu do?
A: I choked a bitch.
EX3
M: Hows about a BJ?
W: Hows about a Dick Blender?
M: Up yours whore.
EX2
A: Bitch gave me a dick blender in front of er'body.
B: Whuchu do?
A: I choked a bitch.
EX3
M: Hows about a BJ?
W: Hows about a Dick Blender?
M: Up yours whore.
by Y2JandN9ne December 22, 2008
A truly painful experience that still may be preferred over the proposed task, activity, action, etc.
Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go hang out at Bill's?
Guy 2: I'd rather shove my dick in a blender
Guy 1: I knew you didn't like Bill but that's extreme.
Guy 2: I beg to differ *plugs in blender*
Guy 2: I'd rather shove my dick in a blender
Guy 1: I knew you didn't like Bill but that's extreme.
Guy 2: I beg to differ *plugs in blender*
by I Don't Need a Pseudonym September 11, 2014
He is hot, but he has Blender Dick Syndrome, so I wouldn't hook up with him.
by Chicken_Supreme August 08, 2019
by Dylan the proud November 12, 2013