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Diazepenis 

Diazepenis is an occurrence when someone consumes too much benzodiazepines and overdoses on it, this often results to erectile dysfunction. Sometimes it happens in the women's toilet and public toilets such as Orchard Gateway. Diazepenis originated from "diazepine + penis" It stemmed from clinical trials where by when an individual consumes too much benzodiazepines his penis stops getting erections which indicated erectile dysfunction. This phenomenon is commonly found in people who abuse epam and willbutrin. This occurence is not only limited to males but females too, their chao cibai stops getting aroused the same way the males cant get their penis erected.
Smelly dick: bro i took too much benzo and passed out in Orchard Gateway now my cibai cant get hard
Billy: huh? what you mean your cibai cant get hard?
Smelly dick: oh i meant my konek
Billy: damn bro you must be fucked up from the beznos cause you cant differentiate between cibai and koneks
Smelly dick: ya lah bro i got the diazepenis liao
Billy: rest in peace to your lanjiao, say goodbye to fathers day... now you shall introduce your diazepenis in Changi prison im sure all the horny convicts would love to see him.
Diazepenis by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 25, 2024
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