Diamendipity 

The unplanned fortunate discovery of finding Diamond! Congratulations you've found a gem!

Yeah, I experienced Diamendipit today on Youtube. She is an awesome, smart, kind of random person, but she's the sweetest, most honest person you'll ever meet but don't piss her off.

Diamendipity happened when I met a beautiful girl named Diamond in the mall today. We were both waiting in the icecream line impatiently.

Diamendipity by diamendipity January 1, 2022

Dickendipity 

The feeling that arises when you realize your dick is as big or bigger than that of the man in the porn you are watching.

I was struck with Dickendipity last night while watching this porno when I realized that my dick was bigger than that of the male co star.

Dickendipity by Brad Rainz February 28, 2013

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004