Deuce and Juice

The act of taking a shit, putting down the toilet lid, then jerking off on said toilet lid.

Person 1: “Hey, Person 2 is taking a really long time in the bathroom!”

Person 3: “He’s probably doing a Deuce and Juice”

by Yoizai July 25, 2018

deuce juice

Another word for diarrhea. It is a hilarious way to lighten the terribly serious situation at hand.

Yo I dropped some mad deuce juice in the toilet and didn't flush, and then my brother went to roll in the bathroom and almost fuggin' fainted!

by z3d. July 11, 2005

Deuce Juice

A beer which, upon consumption, gives the consumer the ability to score twice in one night.

Tastes like victory and Timbers' tears.

"Hey Mary, want to get some Deuce Juice tonight before the party?"
"Yeah Vinny, I heard it helps you score twice in one night!"

Looking back on the last 90 minutes, Liz started to realize her scoring ability with Deuce Juice.

by E2E November 09, 2017

Deuce Juice

Runny feces.

"We gotta get people to stop Jackson Pollocking their Deuce Juice all over the office toilets."

by JakeRocket December 09, 2008

Deuce Juice

Any drink or food item that causes a diarrhea reaction.

Nathan: Hey bro, you wanna run down to taco bell?
Kevin: Hell no, taco bell is that deuce juice!

by Mista Maples January 12, 2012

Deuce Juice

Deuce Juice is the toilet water that splashes up and hits you after a large forceful crap. Some also refer to their very watery diarrhea as deuce juice - think shit piss.

Walker started to spit uncontrollably after he dropped a monster grumpy and the deuce juice splashed up between his legs and hit his lips.

by Walker A July 12, 2012

double deuce juice

1) (n) 22 oz of cold 45 ml beer.
2) (n) Colt 45

Dat Dread Drinkin a double deuce juice

by shane June 18, 2003