Definitions by Yoizai

Deuce and Juice 

The act of taking a shit, putting down the toilet lid, then jerking off on said toilet lid.

Person 1: “Hey, Person 2 is taking a really long time in the bathroom!”

Person 3: “He’s probably doing a Deuce and Juice”

Deuce and Juice by Yoizai July 25, 2018