Urban Dictionary: Detention

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A place where in my case I catch up on sleep.

Ms Smith gave me a Detention for being late. But she should know by now its not gonna make me learn from my mistake its gonna make me hate her a HELL of a lot more.

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by A Human Male July 14, 2018

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detention

When you did nothing wrong but the demons (techers) still torture you

Teacher: You got detention
ME: Why?
Teacher: IDK, just for fun

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by smertieboi February 22, 2019

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Detention

Surprising better than school.

Person 1: dude I got detention during math
Person 2: lucky!
Person 1: yeah man he fell asleep and I went to meet up with Lexi.
Person 2: *slightly drools*

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A place where you get sent when a teacher notices something bad or inappropriated. The best way to get one is to chew gum.

Kyle: Yo David. I just got a detention from Miss Hoffman for chewing gum. So I gave her the finger and got another one.

David: For real? I just chewed 36 pieces of gum in history class and didn't get a detention. I kickass.

Miss Hoffman: Who just said kickass?

David: I did.

Miss Hoffman: That's a detention.

Kyle: Haha. Sucks for you.

by Matt. H. April 18, 2005