Despicable Phil Share definition Flag Giving a girl alcohol until she passes out and then using her hand to masturbate. "I pulled a Despicable Phil last night. When Jen passed out I jerked off with her hand and came on her shirt." Despicable Phil by Another Horrible Person April 21, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the Despicable Phil mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch