Desk Pop

The act of firing your weapon into the air while sitting down at your desk.

*gunshot*
Hoitz: SHOTS FIRED! What the hell are you doing?!
Gamble: I did my first Desk Pop! It's a real thing, right?
Hoitz: A deskpop?!?
Gamble: Yeah!
Hoitz: What are you, a moron?!?!

by moopMASTER 2000 August 26, 2010

Desk Pop

The act of firing your gun while sitting at your desk.

I performed my first desk pop today.

by Adonaii August 9, 2010

Desk Pop

Phrasal Verb: A sordid act which stimulates additional adrenaline during the action of pleasuring oneself at their desk, and the frenzied, high-octane, clean-up process thereafter. Similar to a Danger Wank, but exclusively for office or classroom settings.

1/ To masturbate at your desk once all students, staff or customers have left the office.
2/ See other 'The Other Guys' references.

John: Yo, Mickey. You still jackin' it at work?

Mickey: Ha! Yeah, of course! Nothing beats the rush of a desk pop before everyone is back from lunch!

by McSavage's Social Control October 7, 2020

Desk Pop

The act of masturbating at work or on the job. Most liking done in the privacy of the employee bathroom.

Person 1: Hey, can you cover for me, I need to run to the restroom.
Person 2: Gotta drop that deuce huh? Lol.

Person 1: No, it’s a “desk pop”.

by #Stillbilly January 5, 2021

Desk Pop

When you accidentally/prematurely shoot your load during sex.

Sex with Amy was great, but I had a desk pop and now she won't text me back.

by dp4vp April 20, 2018

Desk pop

Accidentally firing your weapon in a video game / giving away your position to the other team. It’s a reference to a scene from “The Other Guys” when Will Ferrell fires his pistol into the ceiling of his office.

I pulled a desk pop while looting.

by Scuzzle Buddy October 15, 2018

Desk-pop

Having a boner under a desk.

She passed by, then I had a desk-pop.

by Zehrung February 23, 2016