Designer Vagina 

sum proper safe fanny like
nice tight lips and everyting

Gage: you bro her lips were sagging like fuck
Moz: Man i only go for DV's now
Gage: wtf are DV's
Moz: Designer Vagina, theyre well nice bruv

Designer Vagina by Moz99 December 16, 2008

Designer China Vagina 

A surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so that it resembles a Chinese person’s slitty eyes.

Functionally this is of no benefit and can result in numerous health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.

Babs: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai ladyboy hooker: ‘I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina last week’
Babs (popping a couple of Viagra and unbuttoning frantically): ‘Buckle up..’

Designer China Vagina by Anonymous submissions March 3, 2025

Designer China Vagina 

An expensive and often quite painful surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so as to resemble a Chinese person’s slitty eyes. Functionally this is of no benefit and can often result in several serious health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.

George: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai hooker: ‘As of last week I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina!’
George (popping a viagra and unbuckling furiously): ‘Buckle up..’

Designer China Vagina by Anonymous submissions April 24, 2025