That uncomfortable, dry, itchy, sandpapery feeling crust on the inside of your butt cheek after you take a huge dump.
Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.
Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.
by dino spahhmonie March 12, 2008
That uncomfortable, dry, itchy, sandpapery feeling crust on the inside of your butt cheek after you take a huge dump.
Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.
Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.
by dino spahhmonie March 12, 2008
When you take a monster shit, wipe. And you get up and it feels like the toilet paper was sandpaper... But in reality you just experienced Desert Ass...
by Patty McBiju September 08, 2009