When you take a monster shit, wipe. And you get up and it feels like the toilet paper was sandpaper... But in reality you just experienced Desert Ass...
by Patty McBiju September 8, 2009
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Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.
Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.
by dino spahhmonie March 12, 2008
Get the Desert ass mug.That uncomfortable, dry, itchy, sandpapery feeling crust on the inside of your butt cheek after you take a huge dump.
Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.
Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.
by dino spahhmonie March 12, 2008
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