des plaines 

nw suburb of chicago. pretty much the most boring suburb ever. mostly white and hispanic, with just about every other minority as well. home of the first mcdonald's. city with one of the nation's most delays due to trains.

"I'm going to rescue my friend from Des Plaines tonight. I hope i don't get stopped by a train!"

des plaines by chicagochik November 26, 2007

Des Plaines 

The 2nd largest ghetto in northern Cook County, after Rolling Meadows. Home to the first (ninth) McDonalds, but it's not like anyone gives a shit.

"Hey, let's take a vacation in Des Plaines!" - No one ever

Des Plaines by stoneburnerer March 30, 2013

Des Plaines 

3 g's

Guzman.Grape.Get Some.

get song guzman.des plaines,word

Des Plaines by weedface May 18, 2009

DesPlaines Rules 

A different set of rules used in beer pong that allows the players to do whatever they want, and make up new rules as they go along.

Kevin: “buddy, you can’t throw a lob and dunk the ball in beer pong”.
Alex: “DesPlaines rules”.

DesPlaines Rules by RaiderNation10000 October 11, 2022