derplock 

a derplock is a person who is a mother fucking amazing spy and eats soy sauce and always has sex. normally a girl would be called a derplock. she would be so sexy and have the best body and very horny all the time. the word lock means
A whore....an answer to the age old question of why if a girl kisses 5 guys she is a slut but if a guy fucks 5 girls he is a stud. that is where derplock comes from but the derp part us the spy part that is why in all james bond movies james bond has sex with ladies but they are all spy's but sex spys. (derplocks)

emma robertson is an example of a derplock

derplock by emma robertson September 30, 2012

derpylocks

Noun
1. An individual who embodies the adjective, 'derpy'. They appear clumsy, stupid, and lost while doing normal daily activities. The term is derived from "Goldilocks", the female character in The Three Bears who clearly doesn't know her stuff.

The staff working at the deli didn't know where anything was and take ridiculously long making everyone's sandwiches; the line didn't move for 10 minutes

"Why does this place only hire derpylocks?"

derpylocks by noideasforausername October 18, 2012