by FEMALEDOGE April 2, 2017
To be mugged off
by smeska December 4, 2011
simple.....a crossed eyed bastard..usually fat and thinks his body is sexy even though its not...when u talk to him u cant always tell if he is looking at you
derek....
by desireegf February 8, 2011
by paolo angeles April 1, 2007
A butthungry gay lord named Derek with a daddy kink. Never satisfied, one snack will not fill him up (he has been known to chain-swallow and he will never pass up the opportunity for an eclaire). Typically accompanied by a younger pet male companion, he can turn any room into a winter wonderland. Papa Derek has truly mastered the art of the snow angel.
"Did you see the room after that guy and his boy toy finished?"
"Yeah I did, it was still snowing in there four hours later! Talk about a Papa Derek!"
"Yeah I did, it was still snowing in there four hours later! Talk about a Papa Derek!"
by BowelMovement69 May 25, 2020
Hi, I'm Derek Bum!
by [LAN CORD EJECTED] April 26, 2020
Derek smart is one of the most notorious and loathed game developers around. In addition to being the designer of the critically shunned games BC3000, Universal Combat, et al. he is also credited for starting or continuing numerous flamewars in Usenet and on web-boards all over the internet. His legacy of designing awful computer games and then crying foul when people tell them they are unplayable has led to many humorous statements, catalogued at a site called "The Flamewar Follies" (google it). If he spent half of his time and energy developing decent, stable games that don't crash to the desktop every 5 seconds, rather than threatening to sue or filing frivolous law-suits against his critics, then he would be a half-decent game designer. Unfortunately, as anyone who has played any of the BC series can tell you, this is clearly not the case. Aside from 'graduating' from a non-accredited community college, Mr. Smart claims to have a phd in computer science, although no dissertation or thesis exists to back up his false claims. See Also: fraud, lame, n00b, loser
Also, if you vote that you like this definition, he'll SUE YOU!
Also, if you vote that you like this definition, he'll SUE YOU!
Derek Smart threatened to sue me after I posted this definition.
In order to play Universal Combat, you need to have a real PHD, and not a fake one like Derek Smart!
In order to play Universal Combat, you need to have a real PHD, and not a fake one like Derek Smart!
by Sue Me February 20, 2005