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Department of Education 

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1. The Communist institution that centralizes education at the federal level of the United States government.

2. The parasitical administration that pats themselves on the back for simultaneously brainwashing America's children and draining resources from actual workers who actually produce something of value.

3. Financial Terrorists who distort the market for student loans by artificially moving the supply of loans outward, thereby raising tuition costs.
The Department of Education gave away loans indiscriminately to would-be college students, allowing universities to increase their prices astronomically given this neverending supply of capital.
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Department of Education 

The totally not corrupt department of the US government that spends a quarter of their budget on what they're actually supposed to. They enjoy wasting money and paying their workers and investments nothing. They're so surprised that when they do nothing to improve themselves and only say so that nothing changes.
The Department of education doesn't give a shit.

Department of Education 

Um... Matt? Are you sure you aren't protecting there a little bit? What does the church do again? Spend money to impose an ideological view?
Hym "Yeah... Sure bud... The Department of Education does that... And noooooo other institution... Does that... Also... I can't think of a single one..."

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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026