Denominator Decimator 

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.

"Im no denominator decimator, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."

Denominator Decimator by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008

Deninator 

The deninator is an annoying disturbing type of bacterium, mainly composed of a single-celled organism called denismorium. This appalling bacterium causes severe mental pains, the loss of brain cells, instant deflation of reproductive organs and a peak in suicidal thoughts.

Look at that guy! He looks like he’s caught the deninator!!

Deninator by Nixxter November 1, 2018