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Dennis Han 

Verb. The act of having one's computer confiscated and locked in a cupboard (the latter is optional) by one's parents. A common trigger for Dennis Hannage incidents is excessive gaming habits on the victim's behalf, often in the place of study. Most Dennis Han victims have been known to have seen a phenomenal increase in their grades after the incident. This is known as the Dennis Han phenomenon. There is still no plausible scientific explanation for this phenomenon.
Mike: Hey man, you up for a game of DoTA?
Darren: Nah sorry, can't, I'm close enough to being Dennis Hanned already. BRB gonna study some more for my home-ec exam ten weeks away.
Dennis Han by h4xXx0r September 5, 2008

Dennis Hopper Spider 

A poisonous arachnid with a devilish smile. Often found in Baton Rouge.
"whoa!"
"what?"
"I just saw a Dennis Hopper Spider!"
Dennis Hopper Spider by Crown Boy November 17, 2009

Dennis Hopper 

(noun) - an act of oral pleasure performed with a Koopa tongue; similar to Dennis Hopper's tongue in the 1993 film "Super Mario Brothers"
"Dude, she gives bangin Dennis Hoppers" or "I hope that guy over there gives me the Dennis Hopper... TONIGHT!

Dennis Hastert 

The third most powerful man in America; the longest-serving Republican Speaker of the House of Representatives in the history of the United States; a former high school teacher and coach; a genuine human being known for his straight-talk and Midwestern values; works hard during the week in Washington and comes home during the weekend like most Americans, unlike run-of-the-mill politicians who aren't in touch with their constituents or reality since they spend all their time in Washington, DC.
Dennis Hastert: the coach is my speaker.
Dennis Hastert by acb October 15, 2006

Dennis Hastert 

1. A man who thought it was more important for Republicans to win in Florida than it was to protect underage Congressional Pages from being preyed upon by former Rep. Mark Foley.

2. A man who puts his own party ahead of his country.

3. A man who is an enabler.
Dennis Hastert did nothing when people came to him expressing concerns about Mark Foley sending inappropriate emails to Congressional Pages.
Dennis Hastert by jesster79 October 8, 2006

Dennis Hof 

A hardcore sexual Tyrannosaur who owns multiple brothels in Nevada that are somehow legal. Despite his age, his pussy game is still going strong and is probably immortal.
Man, I wish I could pimp as hard as Dennis Hof.