Dennes

A phonic substitution of 'e' in the name Dennis. It usually coincides with predominantly large doses of Demerol given during labor pains. The name is a modern adaptation of the Greek God Dionysus. God of the grape harvest, winemaking, ritual madness, and ecstasy. Men with the name Dennis, and Dennes are fabulous lovers and exhibit intoxicating mannerisms. They are often found to be laid back and easy going, with an emphasis put on pleasure. If you happen to find a Dennes you will also note his extraordinary good looks and suave demeanor.

Father " What shall we name this magical son of ours?"

Mother " Oh, the pain the pain, Call him Dennes I don't care give me more Demerol!"

Father " ok ok jeez!"

Suzy Q " Dennes took me out last night, and I can't believe how fun it was"

Sally F " What? he took me out the night before I hate you bitch!"

by Booberdoober September 17, 2011

Morgan Dennes

Speccy, small, twat. Loves to flirt with any living being, and constantly asks for them to fulfil his life long dream of sexual attention. Usually quite short but a good laugh.

Person 1 - "Whos's that flirt over there?"
Person 2 - "Deffo a Morgan Dennes"

by Hedd Wyn December 3, 2021

Dennise

A dennise is with out a doubt the most gorgeous girl in the universe. She will do anything for her friends. If you have a dennise as a friend, keep her, because losing her would be the worst possible thing that could ever happen. Dennise's are the most amazing, fantastic, funny, and passionate girls ever. They are the best possible friend that you could ever ask for. Always willing to help you no matter what. If you are in need of anything, dennise is the one to call. No matter what. They tend to be very shy, just take time to talk to her and get to know her you are guaranteed to love this rare beauty. Her personality is like a diamond amongst rocks. Not only is she beautiful on the inside but also on the outside. She has stunning curves, beautiful big eyes, and shiny brown hair. She is the best girlfriend a guy could ever want. To date her is comparable to heaven on earth. She is always give, never take. She is not one to take advantage of you, although she is often taken for advantage. She is not the most outgoing person and guys tend to get bored of her after just a little while. They dont give her a chance. Worst mistake ever. She is a Goddess in human form. Absolutely perfect in every way. If you find a dennise, latch on for dear life. She is a life-long friend. Never let her go. Love her till the end. She is guaranteed to always be full of surprises. Usually they are very passionate about animals and nature as well.

I can't live without my Dennise.
To have a Dennise is to live happy.

by HungVannnngo August 17, 2021

The Denney Effect

Using the Windows OS: The Denny Effect is simply having so many windows open, it impairs your ability to properly use the computer.

Tom: Why wont this hourglass go away?!
Bob: You are experiencing The Denney Effect bud!

by Derpvillage April 28, 2015

Dennis Reynolds

The most narcissistic member of the gang on FXX's It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Dennis is a vain playboy that is always trying to score chicks, who he then tapes himself having sex with. He is prone to villainous breakdowns. and often refers to himself as a "Golden God" because he self-deludedly believed himself to be popular in high school.

Dennis Reynolds: I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves. Be gone from me, vile man, be gone from me! A starter car?! This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods, the golden god. I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!

by AliceKettle September 4, 2016

Dennis Nedry

Overweight, scheming computer technician in Jurassic Park, killed by spitting dinosaur in an attempt to smuggle dinosaur embryos off the island.

Dennis Nedry is such a doffhead!

by 7620 May 23, 2005

Dennis Langevin

A strange bald creature that somehow managed to get his job as the Hendrick Middle School Orchestra Director, despite his love for souls and mustard. He will often scream at random times and scare small children. This of course is why he teaches middle school, not elementary school. He has no soul, but he DOES have a heart. This is why he takes the souls of his students, and band kids. He uses them to keep him alive. He stores his souls in a closet to consume later on. Dennis Langevin is not only powered by souls, but his love for Starbucks. There are many theories about Dennis Langevin. None of these theories are ever true however. No one has, and ever will know the truth about Dennis Langevin.

Dennis Langevin loves to eat souls with mustard, and wash it down with his Starbucks.

by RyanS34 February 21, 2017