That which laith up underneath my pipeline. Covered in a savory roasted layer of skin. Laying in incubation, and waiting to be emptied or drained completely. Known to aid and abbed in the 'Free Willy" campaign.
(ring ring)
HELLO
hey it's me korina. what are you an dem boys of your doing tonite?
JUST LAYING HERE LIKE BEACHED WHALES, WAITING ON YOU TO COME OVER AND RUB THEM AND GAIN THEIR CONFIDENCE LIKE YOU DID LAST TIME.
YEAH EVERYTHING IS COOL...SHE'S OVER AT HER MOMMAS HOUSE; SHE WON'T BE BACK ANYTIME SOON, SO HURRY UP AND GET HERE. YOU KNOW DEM BOYS ARE WAITIN' ON YOU.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"