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deershank 

The process by which someone is stabbed with a deer's antlers. The said deer is usually attached to a stick. Commonly used as a punishment to loosing superbingo
Winners get bookwiches. Loosers get Deershanked.
deershank by Reiff January 8, 2009

dealershipped

This is when someone goes to the car dealership for any car problems/issues. Customers with warranties may deal with the dealership a lot because their car problems are covered/looked at for free.
"You know the only reason I stay dealershipped up is because of that warranty."
dealershipped by JDubb83 May 29, 2009

Deershit Retarded 

Describes a person who has the mental capacity of cervid feces.

Derived from the term, "Batshit Insane."
Haley: "sorry evey time i wright something ill think of you and make sure i spell and punctuate everything"

John: "Wow, you're completely deershit retarded."
Deershit Retarded by Ed54 July 6, 2010

Dealershit 

1) A dealership whose lounge area is smaller than the car you're buying (if they even have one at all).

2) A dealership in a small town, more than likely the ONLY one.

3) A dealership with a really terrible selection of cars, all used with really high mileage, rust and some body damage.
Rich - "Hey man, new hooptie?"
Derek - "Yeah, got it at Wilkin's Hyundai & Subaru."
Rich - "Man, that place is a rip-off! It's more like a dealershit!"
Dealershit by 1 Angry Yob July 25, 2014

subaru dealership 

(n) a person suffering from an unknown number of sexually transmitted infections (STIs)

In 2006 Subaru officially changed the name of the Impreza WRX model to Impreza STI. Thus, a Subaru dealership would be expected to contain a large number of model STI autos. Given that public health officials have also recently introduced the term STI to accompany the more well known "sexually transmitted disease," or STD, the pun is a relatively young neologism.
A-"That Gary is a beast-last night he went to three clubs, took home two girls from each and went raw on all of them."
B-"Gary is a friggin Subaru Dealership."

alternative:
A-"Britnay Terple has had more sexual partners than there are chemical elements."
B-"Terple Subaru is open for business."

deleisha 

Deleisha unique, beautiful
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deleisha by Deleisha April 10, 2017