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decompress 

After a hard day in the office I like to decompress with a large scotch
decompress by sordid77 August 1, 2006

vaginal decompressant 

something, specifically a penis or dildo, that loosens up a tight ass vagina
My vaginal decompressant is working perfectly, that bitch was so loose i could fit a tree in there.

Decompression Sickness 

A condition starting from dissolved gases coming out of solution into bubbles inside the human body on depressurization.
"Divers get Decompression Sickness from rapidly rising toward the surface."

decompress 

to relax, to be relieved of stress
It's about time you decompress and stop fretting over how many Christmas presents you have to buy.

explosive decompression 

to violently lose atmosphereic pressure - usually due to a hole in a pressureised space
i thought i would die when the plane suffered explosive decompression - but my crotch saved the day

explosive decompression 

The result of eating too much spicy (or just plain bad) food. See also starfish drool.
An hour after eating at Taco Bell, I was locked in the bathroom, experiencing explosive decompression.