decombre

Continuation of either Movember or No-Shave November. Basically bridging the laziness between Movember and Manuary.

I see you've decided to be man enough to partake in Decombre; Hombre.

decombre by jebw1008 December 1, 2014

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decompress

After a hard day in the office I like to decompress with a large scotch

decompress by sordid77 August 1, 2006

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something, specifically a penis or dildo, that loosens up a tight ass vagina

My vaginal decompressant is working perfectly, that bitch was so loose i could fit a tree in there.

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A condition starting from dissolved gases coming out of solution into bubbles inside the human body on depressurization.

"Divers get Decompression Sickness from rapidly rising toward the surface."

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It's about time you decompress and stop fretting over how many Christmas presents you have to buy.

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to violently lose atmosphereic pressure - usually due to a hole in a pressureised space

i thought i would die when the plane suffered explosive decompression - but my crotch saved the day

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The result of eating too much spicy (or just plain bad) food. See also starfish drool.

An hour after eating at Taco Bell, I was locked in the bathroom, experiencing explosive decompression.

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