dechristmatize

To remove all Christmas decorations after the holidays are over.

It's April, and my lazy neighbors still have their Santas and nativity scenes in their yard. It's time for them to dechristmatize. That looks trashy.

dechristmatize by anonymous December 26, 2004

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DeChristmatize

Packing away all of your Christmas decorations for the year, therefore getting your house back to normal.

"I had to DeChristmatize early this year because I had no more room left"

DeChristmatize by Sara H.sd. December 29, 2008

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Dechristmatize

Dechristmatize/ing the removal of Christmas decorations from around the home/work location etc…

“ the Dechristmatizing has begun” , “It is time to Dechristmatize”

Dechristmatize by Sigwhoppercheese January 2, 2026

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dechristmasizing

The process of taking down all the Christmas decorations after Christmas is over.

I have the major chore of dechristmasizing the house until next year when it gets christmasized again.

dechristmasizing by farrellsouth December 30, 2013

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dechristmastised

To be overloaded with and subsequently reject all Christmas cheer, carols and paraphernalia.

I've been to the mall and I've totally been dechristmastised.

dechristmastised by GoldenPrincessKitty April 3, 2016

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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