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Death Sentence 

A great movie starring Kevin Bacon, Garret Hedlund and more. The family man and senior vice-president of the insurance company Starship Capital Nick Hume lives a comfortable life with his wife Helen and his sons Brendan and Lucas. While driving back home with his son Brendan after a game of hockey, Nick stops his car in a gas station in a dangerous neighborhood and he witnesses his son being murdered by the punk Joe Darley in the convenience store. When the prosecutor tells the grieving Nick that Joe would get a maximum of three years in prison, Nick tells the judge in court that he has not recognized Joe as the killer of his son. In the night, Nick goes to Joe's place and stabs him to death. When Joe's brother Billy is informed about the death of Joe, he summons his gang in a war against Nick with tragic consequences.
"You just made a death sentence"
Death Sentence by Risown March 4, 2009
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Death Sentence 

The last hit of a joint/blunt, usually so harsh you choke so hard you die.
Dont hit that man, that's a death sentence!
Death Sentence by Amanda&Kyndra February 8, 2019

Death sentence 

A death sentence is either referring to death row, or referring to a disease with no such cure or treatment, or is very hard to cure or treat. This also applies to injuries as well.
Some cancers are a death sentence.
Death sentence by I'm a stranger! :D November 18, 2020

death sentence 

Deathrow. When you screw up hardcore with your boy/girlfriend and he/she chooses to make you wait an unexplainably long term of anguish before quickly ending your relationship.
Sean: 'Dude, I heard you got caught up in the hump-room with Chelsea.'
Dave: 'Yeah. Megan rolled in right as I was plastering Chel's drywall.'
Sean: 'That sounded so lame. But, what happened? Did she cut off your bubba-ca-doodle?'
Dave: 'Nope. Death sentence.'
Sean: 'That sucks ass for you, bro.
death sentence by Boo-heezy September 12, 2005

ass injected death sentence 

Another definition of AIDS. Stands for Ass Injected Death Sentence. Otherwise known as Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome.
If you give another man a portion and don't wear a johnny then you could go down with AIDS, you know, Ass Injected Death Sentence.

horse cum death sentence 

self-explanatory....instead of the electric chair, or lethal vaccination, bend the criminal over and have a huge male horse shove his dick inside the person, fuck him savagely, and spray his load inside the body, which by now will have exploded from the massive size of the horse cock.
most don't know that john wilkes booth received the horse cum death sentence after killing honest abe.

Internet Death Sentence 

Being in a discord call with my glorious 9 inch king packgod
"Oh dude I heard you were in a call with packgod, how was your internet death sentence."
"He cracked me then buffed my weasel..."
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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