Like slag on a weld, Dean is good for one thing and that is to cover himself and protect his sandy vagina while he sucks through mountains of cock to reach his pinnacle in life... a cockhead superintendent. He is the ultimate and undisputed most useless cockhead on the job site. From his days as a brain dead plate basher he miraculously found his knob jockey self at the helm of a team he knows nothing about. But fear not as he does however know about high impact gloves and its many uses! This experience comes from his days as a retard spark maker, bashing steel and jerking off to gay porn. This seemingly brain dead individual will stop at nothing to suck the ultimate cock and he will use friendships and unborn children to get his way to it. Be warned about this type of animalistic cunt and never let your guard down around this poo pushing fuck tard or he'll "have your ass"
Hey guys! That braindead plate basher Dean is coming, quick put your dicks away or he'll suck it, and fuck you off like his mother did to him.
by Eatmyhole August 15, 2023
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Slang for "penis" or "cock", namely, the shaft of the penis.
Mexican penises can be referred to as Senor Deans, which sounds similar to "seen-your deans"
"Man, that guy has a big dean."
"I know, it was in my ass last night."
by Senor Dean April 3, 2006
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He is an idiot who thinks he is so smart.
He is such a dean
by Trashy the rash September 3, 2018
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This person tends to be short but sometimes isn't, they are kind and caring but can also get frustrated for small things. They tend to be more online than offline as they are somewhat shy. This may not include all people by the name of Dean but it is forsure some.
Person1: Hey yk Dean?
Person2: ohhh dean the bean!
by 1l1umi June 30, 2021
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If you ever come across a Dean. Don't ever lose him. Once you lose him you'll lose him forever. His got a heart full of gold and the most charming man. He loves hard and falls deep. He may come across as cold but his good at hiding that he cares. His funny, loyal and an amazing partner. Don't ever lose a Dean because you will live with regrets.
Dean is the best ive ever had
by imasimplol November 24, 2021
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Dean can only love one girl, that girl from his teenage years. He knew when he first set eyes on her, giggling in church, he saw her soul.

She taught him how to love deeply. He has accomplished a lot and has it all but his one true love. He wants to settle down with that one person one day and believes that where there is a will there is a way. There is no power higher than love.
Dean believes the highest power is love and Jesus
by BigBlueArmadaJunky October 16, 2021
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