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Being raped or sexually assaulted by an attractive or "hot" guy. In retrospect you may not want to be deaned but you will like it.
- Hey gabby what did you do last night?
- I was with rons... he deaned me
- He did?! do you want to press charges
- Nah, I kind of liked it
by Paige Henderson January 22, 2011
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A friend of yours who thinks he's superior to everyone, but has many inadequacies.
"I just programmed Netscape in Perl! Bow to me, people."
"Aaah, Zac, yer such a dean!"
by Alex Quantashassle May 27, 2005
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A person, often short in stature, who uses the longest route possible to solve a problem, often creating other problems along the way; also a small person with a large ego, similar to Napolean, only with the stubborness of a native Italian. This person will find several ways to solve the same problem, only all of them will be incorrect.
The customer called in with a problem, and instead of quickly finding a solution, the technician decided to get dean.

Stop being so dean! You think you know everything but you're ALWAYS wrong!
by James Hightower December 12, 2007
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Noun: a dean; the male genitalia, namely the dong.
Verb: to dean; to hit someone hard with your dean.
Adjective: dean; dean-like.

Variations: robo-dean, deanslayer
Get your dean out of my face!
If you do that again i'll dean you.
You're so dean.
by wigwam inn November 14, 2007
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A gay fag that sucks dick everyday!! Thinks he is cool when he really isn´t! He is so stupid too.
Me- ¨Dean is so dumb¨
Randel- ¨I know man¨
by hdfgsnhdskjhfsjfhs March 23, 2017
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A Dean is someone who generally is always angry at everybody and everything.

When startled they tend to pull a face that looks like Nicholas Cage when he's doing his psycho smile. Followed by a quick smash to the face with a sledgehammer.
anger rage megarage angry Dean
by jawahha May 16, 2011
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