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Dealer's Choice 

A play of words based upon the card game by the same name. Used when posed with a question, with at least more than one option to choose from, and no care as to which one is chosen by said questioner. Usually used when presented with the option for various goods, but can be used for more abstract concepts as well.
Ex 1:

Bartender: what can I start you off with? We've got some good IPAs, maybe a couple of shots to start off strong or perhaps a glass of whiskey?

Patron: Tell ya what, I'm not sure, so dealer's choice. What do you recommend?

Ex 2:

Dealer: So you said you wanted $300 of product? I've got some gas on deck. Maybe you want some wax or edibles on top of an ounce?

Patron: Dealer's Choice, my man. Hook it up. Be there in ten.

Dealer: Bet.

Ex 3:

GF: You're absolutely crazy!! What you have undiagnosed mania, sociopathism or psychopathy?!

Crazy BF: Heh. Who knows? Dealer's choice there.
Dealer's Choice by Hoxhaist July 6, 2021
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dealer's choice 

The freedom to choose where you come without question, whether it be pussy, ass, or mouth. This is only available to partner's who have earned the trust and have permission.
Yes, please come in me wherever you want, dealer's choice.
dealer's choice by Fr4ulein December 19, 2020
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