a term used after someone has said something totally rediculous that makes you feel like you have the urge to slit him down the back and throw salt in the wound.
When i told the bitch to give me head and she said no, i told her she was dead wrong.
The 1999 Song By The Notorious B.I.G Featuring Eminem From His Greatest Hits/Born Again Album About Rape, Murder, And Pedophilia – Perfect For An Eminem Collab!
Guy 1: Yo Dude You Wanna Listen To Some Biggie Smalls?
Guy 2: Sure Man, What Track?
Guy 1: Dead Wrong Ft. Eminem Guy 2: Hell Yeah!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.