Dead Footy

The definition of a Dead Footy is some thing that lacks appeal, this may be used in frustration or directed at an individual on a night out.

Yo Caitlin is looking dead footy lads I won’t lie.

Dead Footy by Liam Trenow June 9, 2022

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Dead Footy

The definition of dead footy is something that lacks appeal, it can be used to describe a situation or an individual on a night out .

Harry is dead footy don’t you think?

Dead Footy by Liam Trenow June 9, 2022

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Dead Footy • Dead cats foot • Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole • dead • dead ass • dead meme • dead ting • dead inside • dead kennedys • dead fish

Dead cats foot

'Dead cats foot'

The term used to describe the often dangerous, bacteria filled donner meat often found in your local takeaway.
It can be found rotating slowly on a vertical spit with a crispy burnt surface and a luke warm to room temp centre.
As we know, bacteria flourishes in room temp to medium heat.
Think!.

X.
'Hey mate, you comin' for a takeaway?'
Y.
'No You go, just get me dead cats foot and chips'

Dead cats foot by Hotornot August 29, 2005

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Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole

1. An expression implying astonishment, distaste, anger or amusement.

2. A literal invitation to fuck someone to the point of death with a 10-foot pole.

1. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole, that roadkill is gross.
Person B: I know what you mean.

2. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole.
Person B: Righto. *zip*

Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole by Disclaimer October 7, 2006