This guy likes to screw flat ass people in the high schools bandroom, dis nigga got a small dick and hopefully has aids. He doesn’t know what’s good for him. Sometimes in the hallway you’ll hear a girl screaming... but when you listen closer it’s just him having his Dailey voice cracks. He’s supposed to be Mormon but the bandroom incident says otherwise. At 15 he has a body count of two. His girlfriend is ugly asf and High key a whore. He likes to fuck with his ex girlfriends best friend:)
“Yo deacon fucked trinity in the bandroom first day back to school after break”
by Northmarion February 17, 2020
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Deacon is a huge simp who likes to simp over Karens
1: God is that a Deacon
2: Yeah he is simping over karens
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To leave an online forum in a huff.
Fuck you guys. You guys are assholes. I'm Deaconing out of here
by Burt Sugarman March 12, 2010
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A 5 foot 6 neek who has made the deadest song known to man, also cannot get into a good relationship with a good looking girl because his IQ is single digits
Yo look, the loner kid just got rejected by the hot bitch

Yea bro he's a typical Deacon
by mayoroflondon July 5, 2021
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A small person who says is strong but is extremely weak and acts like the small dick he has. He doesn't have that many friends because he can be easily overlooked. The only way he can be noticed is if a person is smart enough to acknowledge the small importances in life. He mentions that he can beat anyone (but let's face it, a 5-feet person against a 6-8 feet person, who would you think would win.) and doesn't use his brain at all which makes him an idiot.
person: oh hey i didn't notice that small kid over there
other person: his name is Deacon apparently
person: is he still in 1st grade?
other person: probably
by CheekyScrubLord999 May 8, 2018
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When you win an argument by making up something that has never happened
Student: So if God knows everything, we don't have free will
Deacon: Hey buddy take it from me I shot a Polar bear!
Student: Sorry Deacon I didn't know.
Deacon: Yeah, get Deaconed!
by Jewlover62 March 25, 2019
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The world's best boy ! So amazing and very independent ! Always catches the beautiful girls
Wow deacons got an amazing girlfriend wish that was me !
by pink flufly unicorn 123 October 2, 2017
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