the best name and person in the world

Fat ugly child, shit at league and everything else he does. Smells like i goomba and loves to pound his hairy chest. He loves sitting in the back of the class pocket wank to teachers.

Not as cool as everyone makes him seem

Deacon is a naturally funny pal. He may seem like an F-boy at first, but is you get to know him, he's a total bro. Makes you laugh, very trustworthy and genuinely nice. Your lucky if you have a Deacon in your life :)

Is athletic and is a good friend.

A self entitled douch who talks down to people he doesn't like and always brags about himself and his stuff

When you put your dick into anything.