The BEST friend you will get. He is obsessed with random memes and wants to enlighten the world with his corny but hilarious jokes. Don't hate him because if you do, your penis will disappear...
Deacon isn't a DICK
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by Deacon the god April 07, 2019
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Deacon is funny, tall, blonde, and does pretty well in school. He is nice and caring most of the time but can also be a total jerk. He has a good group of friends and is popular. He doesn't have the best looks but he can get most girls that he wants.
Look, its Deacon.
by dave132435465 December 23, 2018
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An erect human penis, any size shape or color.
Bob~ "Hey girl, have you met the Deacon?"
Sue~ "Deacon... Who's the Deacon?"
Bob~ "The Deacon yo mouth biatch!"
Sue~ "Nope."
by Briskey July 30, 2006
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a kind 5 foot guy who looks like chucky but is a good friend who defends you
deacon is a good friend who sucks my little tiny hamburger
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by Vali Lucifer October 19, 2017
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Ffs you idiots! Obviously no one here knows the correct defention of deacon, so I will enlighted you to the REAL meaning of the term.

First of all, a deacon is NOT a penis, nor is it a "low" ranking in the Roman Catholic Church.

In Catholicism, a Deacon is a lower form of a priest, a helper basically ( the Greek word Deacon means assistant.) Deacons do not have the authority to forgive sins or consecrate Holy Communion, though they may witness marriages and baptise.In conclusion, Deacons usually help the Priest and read scripture in the Mass.

Lastly, it is not a "low" rank in the Church, as training to become a Deacon takes over 4 years. Deacons can be seen as a higher rank than the standard Lay Person, or possibly even religious Brothers and Sisters.
Heirarchy of the Church:

1. Pope
2. College of Cardinals
3. Bishop
4. Priest
5. Deacon(my dad)/Religious Orders
6.everyone else
by TACTICALSQUAD July 29, 2008
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Deacon is a cute boy that girls might have a crush on. Deacon likes to play footy, cricket and other sports. Deacon is very atheletic.
I like Deacon, he is cute
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by potatoperson!! August 23, 2019
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