Skip to main content

Deaconing 

The art of impersonating Joey Deacon, popular in British playgrounds in the early 1980s following the 1981 Blue Peter appeal. Includes sticking the tongue under the lower lip, thrusting it forward, contorting the arms, and grunting Mmrumm nrgugh urhmmh mrulhh ugh and so on. Often used to exaggerate the effect of insulting someone by calling them a Joey or alternatively Deacon.
Mmrumm nrgugh urhmmh mrulhh ugh
Deaconing by Hannah July 11, 2004

the silence is deafening 

When way up in the mountains with no sounds, the silence does indeed get to be screamingly loud & deafening!
I doubted what I heard about the silence is deafening until I experienced it firsthand. What an amazing phenomena!
Related Words
The act of grooming a friend's girlfriend in the hopes of lining up future sexual opportunities.

Deaning is a disengenuous act usually performed by those whom you trust the most. People who dean generally do so in abundance, carrying their various deaning conquests as a badge of honour. These individuals are always seeking to expand their deaning ventures, hoping to obtain a conglomerate of females at their sexual whim. Such people are often found to be stating "I love her so much" and asking "Where is your girl?", "How is she doing?" in passing conversation.
Concerned man: Is Bartholomew deaning my girlfriend right now? Should I be worried?

Delusional friend: Nah dawg, he's just an amicable character
Deaning by SakDaddy October 17, 2021

Delvoning 

verb:

1. To cheat in a card game, often a collectible card game
2. To become angry or agitated during a game because it is not going your way or after losing a game
3. To claim that one was not cheating with a flimsy and entirely untrue reason when it was obvious that they were cheating
1. "I saw you delvoning when you took two cards when you were supposed to draw one."
2. "He was delvoning after I played the card that won me the game, and he yelled and stormed out of the room."
3. "He was delvoneing after I saw him look at his deck, but he said he was just making sure they were in order."
Delvoning by Dexter1062 June 1, 2018

Deafening Silence 

When you say something stupid and it is responded with silence, leaving you to ponder every decision in your life up to that point that made you proceed to speak what your brain deemed appropriate.
You: I know we have only gone on one date but what do you think we should name our firstborn?
Becky: ..........................

Friend: So how did she respond?
You: With Deafening silence.
Deafening Silence by Dating Guru February 19, 2014

Diazoning 

A roleplaying term, used to describe extreme powergaming and/or godmodding. A character/player who powergames/godmods a lot may be called a "Diazon"
Player 1: "I EMP your Robotics Enhanced Arm, it's now disabled"
Player 2: "I roll out of the way and kill your character with my robot arm"
Player 1: "Wha- Stop Diazoning with me!"
Diazoning by Selkie552 October 15, 2013

deafeningqueef 

shes amazing kind and really funny i have alot of fun memories with her (roblox especially) we text on tiktok and shes just a really great person overall๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–
deafeningqueef
deafeningqueef by 0chacolov3r January 1, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
Load more