deshan

A noun/verb describing the action when one blackmails their best friend

Don't make me go Deshan on your ass.

Did you see how Paul is Deshaning Frank over those photos of him cheating on his wife.

deshan by anti-poon May 4, 2010

deshan

A hary Foreskin

God you have a deshan

deshan by lololololol23468239846 December 18, 2008

Deshan

A term for a man who is usually way too confident and smug.

Also a term for when you bust a nut

I just a Deshan

Deshan by Wixpop July 5, 2022

Deshan

a black guy with a huge dick

omg, theres Deshan. I want him

Deshan by Jerry315 July 20, 2023

Deshan

He’s a dick and bully’s people for some reason and says I’m about to bake you all the time with gets annoying but you and your best friend make it an inside joke

Watch out deshans about to bake you

Deshan by Grayspurpletoe October 3, 2019

Deshan

An absolute wet cunt. Says he’ll buy you a McDonald’s but forgets the McFlurry

Oi deshan get me a McFlurry

Deshan by Ciaranmcdonagh November 13, 2020

DeSantis 

The number of times you can repeat the word "woke" before your inevitable failure to secure the Republican nomination.

1 DeSantis is a previously unnamed number so enormous it was only used by astronomers.

Astronomers have estimated that the number of baryons in the observable universe is of order 10^80, while the number of photons is of order 10^90. The number in the entire universe, beyond that which is observable, may even approach 1 DeSantis.

DeSantis by states_the_obvious July 12, 2023