DeSales University 

Some Random-ass University in the middle of nowhere Pennsylvania where the plague hits every weekend which forces everyone leaves and goes home.

Desales University Student: "Mom I'm home for the weekend"

Mom: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

DeSales University by I have nothing better to do December 9, 2018

DeSales University 

A place of higher education where the student body is probably smaller than your body. This school is so small, you could accidently step on it. Hence why the tuition costs more than Bill Gates makes in a decade.

I go to DeSales University... How's the weather down there?

DeSales University by AAAAALLLLL June 14, 2011