De-rection

when a sexy woman is cut off by an ugly one, and your boner shoots in so fast it goes out your ass.

Warning! Warning! De-rection!

by Dr.boobage May 24, 2011

de-rection

(n.) A event of the penis in which an erection is lost at an unusally rapid speed(often caused by the sight of an unattractive female). Pronounced like "erection" with a "d" in front of it. Opposite of an erection.

I just saw Rosie O'Donnell in a bikini and she gave me a massive DE-RECTION.

by D Squeezy February 8, 2005

de-rection

The path that a man's penis takes after seeing something sexually repulsive.

My penis took a complete de-rection after seeing a fat chick wearing booty shorts.

by Arnie Grape March 1, 2021