de-rection

(n.) A event of the penis in which an erection is lost at an unusally rapid speed(often caused by the sight of an unattractive female). Pronounced like "erection" with a "d" in front of it. Opposite of an erection.

I just saw Rosie O'Donnell in a bikini and she gave me a massive DE-RECTION.

by D Squeezy February 8, 2005

De-rection

when a sexy woman is cut off by an ugly one, and your boner shoots in so fast it goes out your ass.

Warning! Warning! De-rection!

by Dr.boobage May 24, 2011

de-rection

The path that a man's penis takes after seeing something sexually repulsive.

My penis took a complete de-rection after seeing a fat chick wearing booty shorts.

by Arnie Grape March 1, 2021

One direction

5 boys who said they were going to come back in 18 months. Where the fuck is 1D now

It been 45 months since one direction said they were doing on a 18 month break.

by Larryfuckinglarry March 9, 2020

directioners

the worlds craziest, scariest, most-dramatic yet dedicated fandom that has ever walked planet earth. “directioners” would die for the 1d members, and will basically do absolutely ANYTHING to make sure they rise to number #1 on the charts every time a new album/song is released. Directioners have fully devoted theirs lives and souls to one direction, but have no regret in doing so at all.

“hey, that girls pretty cute”

“true, but watch out, she’s a directioner”

“directioners fully devote all of their time and effort to these group of boys”

by larrystylinson28 April 23, 2018

directioners

The craziest fandom and the only one who will hack into an airport security feed to see the boys just sitting around.

directioners are the best fandom

by I_love_1D February 9, 2021

Directioners

The only fandom that can hack into security cameras, leak albums, find ultrasound pictures, blood types, penis sizes...

But yet we can't order at McDonalds without fucking up and stuttering the whole time.

Directioners talking about One Direction:

Niall's blood type is A,
Louis was born at 1:47 PM on December 24, 1991,
Liam's penis size is 10.2 inches
Zayn was 8 pounds when he was born
Harry's blood type is B

Ordering at McDonalds:

Cashier: What would you like today?
Directioner: Y-y-es um I would like a um m-m-medium n-number s-s-even p-please?

*Gets Meal*

Directioners: DAMMIT! I WANTED A LARGE!

by PartofAFandomFamily July 12, 2014